Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You made out with two different species that night
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
