South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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