Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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