We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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