You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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