At least make sure they are 18
Why
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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