Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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