i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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