Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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