so explain again why im purple
no
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
