On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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