I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
two words...techno handjob
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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