So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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