I cut my penus on the lid.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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