no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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