Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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