im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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