So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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