And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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