we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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