Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
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