i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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