At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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