There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
They took my balls.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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