I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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