The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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