Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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