Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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