so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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