uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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