what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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