i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.