so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
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Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???