Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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