so that wasnt chicken after all
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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