i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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