beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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