dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
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I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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