It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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