In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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