now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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