Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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