i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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