Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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