Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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