I cannot find my penis.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We're too hungover to prance.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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