I can tuck mytits in my pants
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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