Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Its about making memories worth repressing
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
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Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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