no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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