do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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