You're my little dorito
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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