Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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