he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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