So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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