I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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