The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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