my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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