If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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