Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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